1 Ball Hammock® Pouch Technology – Helps prevent the twins from getting crushed between your legs
2 Bulge Enhancing – Ball Hammock® pouch makes your package look huge. For real.
3 Lightweight, Breathable, Moisture-wicking – Shuts down SWASS before it starts. Throw away your Gold Bond
4 Technical Details – 4-way stretch, gusseted crotch, no-itch flatlock stitching, and anti-bunching construction
3 WORDS – YOU WILL LOVE THEM! And it feels like you are wearing NOTHING!
Shinesty was created for one reason and one reason only; to bring you the most outlandish collection of clothing the world has ever seen! And they do the BEST job at doing just that!
Shinesty is “a brand that makes people laugh,” says founder Chris White. “Either you think we’re ridiculous or you think we’re fools.”
White started the Shinesty website to sell vintage clothing combed from Colorado’s thrift stores to college kids as a way to make extra money while finishing his JD/MBA at CU Boulder.
He went into importing and working with contract manufacturers to make his own line of wacky apparel, and soon had a huge hit: suits with patterns that mimic ugly Christmas sweaters.
The suits went viral and Shinesty was deluged with orders after Al Roker plugged them on Today.
Suits, dresses, pajamas, swimsuits, and yes, men’s boxers with a ball pouch! SHINESTY! Check it out today!!
